maybe one day...

maybe one day, I'll visit a gym...one day...

I am contemplating...

doing unspeakable things to that camera...

waiting is such sweet sorrow...

waiting is such sweet sorrow...NOT...

yawning has broken...

my yawn... has stage appeal...

me and my buddha...

share the garden...

my ball...

my ball...and I'm scheming my next move...

I have a dream...

I have a dream... that that camera will self-destruct...

I am beautiful...

from any perspective...

seriously...

seriously...you are disturbing me...

I seem to have...

I seem to have...a spare leg...

look into my eyes...

look into my eyes...but not with the camera...

I choose not so see you...

so the camera can't see my face...

sunlight soothes me...

sunlight soothes me, but cameras don't...

when did you say...

when did you say you were going to groom me???

some quiet time...

some quiet time, ignoring the camera...